If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Christopher Hitchens
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be...
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be...
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be...
If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be...
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Jerry Falwell made a lot of people angry, but nobody was as angry as one particular individual. The comment came from a person who was not a fan of Falwell's, although it's unclear why. In the end, however, the anger mattered less than the statement itself. The simple idea here is that Jerry Falwell is very small and defenseless against an attack from any direction!

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